i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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