is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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