She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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