his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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