people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sorry about my life...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
