"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There's always time for handjobs
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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