I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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