You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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