also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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