I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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