i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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