So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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I lost the right to judge tonight
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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