don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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