But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
