when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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