You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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