Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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