he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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