the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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