They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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