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I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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