Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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