For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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