my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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