First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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