What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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