You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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