Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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