Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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