I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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