Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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