That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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