How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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