so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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