how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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