The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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