I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize