More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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