NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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