so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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