dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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