"it" just moved
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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