i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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