I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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