i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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