Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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