Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex