don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day