if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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