It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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