Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I have post one night stand depression
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