Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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