remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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