How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So much rum. So many feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
this is an emotional support booty call
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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