K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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